Bad Google!

Yes, I know that a page listing the inappropriate (and sometimes downright pornographic) search terms that lead the unwary to my infertile corner of the Internet may be counter productive.

I now regularly pick and list (at whimsical random) a selection of the sad, and stupid, terms that lead people here.

I’m sure that in short order Google will retaliate by simply sending me more irrelevant dross, but well, I just can’t resist a good weird search. Even if “as$” does seem to feature a little too prominently. Enough for me to declare a moratorium on listing new as$ related searches if only because man I just cannot bring myself to retype some of the more specialist requests.

As$-related searchers of the internet, you have certainly given me an education. You’re a creative bunch.

I will periodically (when I run out of actual relevant IF related subject matter) handpick some favourites to address via Agony Aunt.

Enjoy.

Now with categories.

The plain weird:

The as$, apparently it’s all about the as$. An as$ smorgasbord, if you will (Can no-one looking for porn spell A.R.S.E?):

  • Dildocam blog ar$e. 
  • Tattoo as$ 
  • Slimy as$.
  • Taking it up the as$.
  • Stretch my as$.
  • Pear shaped as$.
  • As$.
  • Trumpet up the as$.
  • Foot up as$.
  • Bottle in as$
  • Wobbly as$.
  • Ginormous as$.

Occasionally it is about other orifices, well *vaginas* anyway:

  • P@nis dans le vagin@. 
  • Vagin@l airlock .
  • Shower head up vagin@. 
  • Head in vagin@.
  • Man head in vagin@.
  • Vagin@l head

The it *could* be weird, but I’m magnanimously going for benefit of the doubt:

The benign, or encouragingly, actually relevant:

  • Counting to ten in Indonesia.
  • Infertile and whiny. 
  • Being infertile sucks. 
  • Synarel stored at > 25 degrees. 
  • A list of what not to say to an infertile. 
  • Does Clomid mess up my cycles? 
  • PCOS Synarel. 
  • IVF downregulation bleed. 
  • WordPress infertile.
  • Seen the heartbeat don’t feel pregnant. 
  • Are two follicles enough before retrieval?
  • BFN whiter. 
  • IVF down regulation hasn’t worked.
  • Mission impossible sign.
  • Clomid and sore ovaries.
  • Hot flush 12 DPO.
  • Agony Aunt required/questions.
  • Agony Aunt jokes.
  • Down regulation scan delay and IVF.
  • Infertility.
  • Anencephaly.
  • Constipated and bloated.
  • Positive OPK and on the pill failure.
  • CD 15 and still no ovulation. 
  • “ward rounds”

The I think you should see a Dr *other* than Dr Google. Soon:

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