Bad Google!

Yes, I know that a page listing the inappropriate (and sometimes downright pornographic) search terms that lead the unwary to my infertile corner of the Internet may be counter productive.

I now regularly pick and list (at whimsical random) a selection of the sad, and stupid, terms that lead people here.

I’m sure that in short order Google will retaliate by simply sending me more irrelevant dross, but well I just can’t resist a good weird search. Even if “as$” does seem to feature a little too prominently. Enough for me to declare a moratorium on listing new as$ related searches if only because man I just cannot bring myself to retype some of the more specialist requests.

As$-related searchers of the internet, you have certainly given me an education. You’re a creative bunch.

I will periodically (when I run out of actual relevant IF related subject matter) handpick some favourites to address via Agony Aunt.

Enjoy.

Now with categories.

The plain weird:

That’s just greedy. Really, it is:

It’s actually quite simple, people. In her vag.ina will suffice:

The as$, apparently it’s all about the as$. An as$ smorgasbord, if you will (Can no-one looking for porn spell A.R.S.E?):

  • pencil up ar.se.
  • Fatal as$.
  • Dildocam blog ar$e. 
  • Tattoo as$ 
  • Slimy as$.
  • Taking it up the as$.
  • Stretch my as$.
  • Pear shaped as$.
  • As$.
  • Trumpet up the as$.
  • Foot up as$.
  • Bottle in as$
  • Wobbly as$.
  • Ginormous as$.

Occasionally it is about other orifices, well *vaginas* anyway:

  • (Pen!s dans le vag!na)
  • safe to penetrate va.gina with bottle
  • Vagin@l airlock .
  • Shower head up vagin@. 
  • Head in vagin@.
  • Man head in vagin@.
  • Vagin@l head.
  • photos of vag.ina been shagged.

The it *could* be weird, but I’m magnanimously going for benefit of the doubt:

The ‘No, REALLY, you’re not. Not even a tiny bit. Just no. NO as in the opposite of YES.’:

The benign, or encouragingly, actually relevant:

The I think you should see a Dr *other* than Dr Google. Soon:

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6 Responses to “Bad Google!”

  1. Artblog Says:

    Now that’s why I don’t allow my blog to let search engines list my blog :) :) :)

  2. chicklet Says:

    That’s pretty funny.


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