Quit it.

To all those who come by my blog courtesy of a Google search,

Hi there, and welcome.

Attention seeker that I am, I just LOVE to have fresh visitors. It warms the cockles of my bitter heart to see actual visits on my statistics package, truly. It also appears to help keep the crickets and spiderwebs off the site, which is also a good thing since I don’t like bugs.

In summary, I am rather glad that you could stop by. Those of you who found this site by virtue of an actual infertility related query, raise your hands now so I know who you are. Feel free to hang around.

Pull up a chair, search my archives, post me a comment or question. Did I mention that I love to talk?

You’re more than welcome to stay as long as you like.

Cover your ears for a minute while I talk to the others, okay?

For all those whose hands are NOT raised.

As for those of you who Google has, with it’s usual humour, directed here looking for this:

“H@ad in v@gina”

It’s getting out of control. I don’t need 20 plus hits a day for a service that I have no plans to provide.

Sit down while I yell and pay attention, please.

What on earth do you expect me to offer you? It sure isn’t going to be a free show. I write about infertility. Yes, that does mean that I refer to the old vayjayjay upon occasion but not in the way I think you mean.

So take THIS all you twisted seekers of head up the whatsit:

For once and for all let me clear the air. Heads do NOT belong in vagin@s unless childbirth is occurring, and even then ideally not for long.

You naughty little perverts,

G.