I’m sure there’s a very good reason for this.

In fact, I know (pharmacologically speaking) that there is, but…..

It doesn’t stop me from observing that for my upcoming artificial FET the o.estrogen is oral and the Progeste.groan is vaginal. Both ends covered, so to speak.

How very thorough.

I guess I should be eternally grateful that they in no way resemble one another lest I put the o.estrogen in my clacker and snack on a tasty progeste.groan pessary. Otherwise my perpetual running-impossibly-late dashes to work in the morning would become even more fraught with danger than they currently are.

Good thing that I don’t need to place a third tablet in any other orifice, because I consider this to be the limit of my acceptable options.

As a complete aside, in no way connected to the above observations, my husband noted that (according to the product insert) the progesterone is packaged in “HARD fat”.

Snort.

He reckons that it makes sense, after all it’s pretty hard to get a “SOFT fat” right up there. The old adage about the difficulty of getting a marshmallow in a coin-slot is a good one, I suppose.

I’d complain about his crudeness, but to be honest, I’m slightly miffed that I didn’t make the joke first.

Less than one week until the 1,034,115th public exposure of my genitalia in the bid for an actual child, but who’s counting after so many lining scans?