Just like starting ooooohhhhver (and over and over)

First of all, welcome to my shiny new WordPress digs.

Pretty, no? 

I only hope that I can keep the carpet this pristine, the walls unfingermarked, the lawn mown and my business a little more private here.

If the above sentence sounds more than a little psychotically paranoid, please let me explain before you fasten the straight jacket.

This blog used to be on Blogger (dear, sweet Blogger, this is probably some sort of WordPress sin to utter, but I will miss you), however I got too many hits from an IP address that was too close to home. Who, despite more than one request, would not take either:

Option A) Not coming back, leaving me with some sort of illusory sense that a blog accessible by any body with a computer is private and anonymous.

Or:

Option B) Posting a comment to my plea to declare their benign ‘What-a-funny-coincidence, but I have no connection to you’ status.

I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but my suspicions were raised. Having such a person trawling through my back posts made me feel like I’d accidentally caught the train naked to work. Very exposed, and with a nasty cold shiver. Emperor’s new clothes, my ass.

I have spent the last four nights feverishly moving this blog, lock (thank you password protect option!), stock and barrel.

Please excuse the odd unfinished corners, the furniture is due any day now.

In the meantime, feel free to sit on the floor. Just don’t spill anything.