For all the men out there….

A theme song for semen collection.

To the tune of Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat it’.

You told your wife you don’t want to come around here
Don’t wanna show your face, you want to disappear
The white room’s in your sight and their words are really clear

So beat it, just beat it

You better run, after you do what you can
You’ve got an IUI, don’t be a stage fright man,
You want a baby now, better do what you can
So beat it, you’ve got to want it so bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Semen now, or you’ll be defeated
IVF bound, infertility your fight
It doesn’t matter if it takes all night

Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

Need to fill the jar, better leave when you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
The magazines are old, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it ……

You have to show your wife that you’re really not scared
You’re trying to make a life, this ain’t no truth or dare
Friction burn, then humiliation,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So beat it, you gotta want it so bad…..

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Semen now, or you’ll be defeated
IVF bound, infertility your fight
It doesn’t matter if it takes all night
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it